{"product_id":"crazy-dog-lives-here-metal-sign-copy","title":"Death From the Ankles Down Metal Sign - choose your breed","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"231\" data-start=\"186\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eBecause size has never stopped bad decisions.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"523\" data-start=\"233\"\u003eThis home is protected by a compact, highly motivated security unit operating entirely below knee level. While stature may be small, confidence is extreme and response is immediate. Any movement within ankle range will be noticed, judged, and responded to with intense emotional commitment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"718\" data-start=\"525\"\u003eDo not be fooled by the short legs and cute faces. This sign delivers a very clear warning to anyone stepping onto the property:  \u003cstrong data-end=\"718\" data-start=\"656\"\u003eThreats above the knees may go unnoticed. Ankles will not.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"753\" data-start=\"725\"\u003e📌 \u003cstrong data-end=\"753\" data-start=\"732\"\u003eSelect Your Guard\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eThe Ankle Assassin (Chihuahua)\u003cbr data-end=\"792\" data-start=\"789\"\u003eThe Snorting Supervisor (Frenchie\/Boston Terrier)\u003cbr data-end=\"833\" data-start=\"830\"\u003eThe Ground-Level Menace (Terrier)\u003cbr data-end=\"873\" data-start=\"870\"\u003eThe Elongated Enforcer (Dachshund)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eDon't see the breed you want?  Just message us and we can help you out.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"753\" data-start=\"725\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-end=\"240\" data-start=\"220\"\u003e📌 \u003cstrong data-end=\"753\" data-start=\"732\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eThis sign measures approximately \u003cstrong data-end=\"311\" data-start=\"275\"\u003e9\" wide x 12\" tall\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003cbr data-end=\"315\" data-start=\"312\"\u003eIt is precision-cut from \u003cstrong data-end=\"367\" data-start=\"340\"\u003e16-gauge American steel\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003cbr data-end=\"371\" data-start=\"368\"\u003eFinished with a \u003cstrong data-end=\"422\" data-start=\"387\"\u003edurable satin black powder coat\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003cbr data-end=\"426\" data-start=\"423\"\u003eDesigned for \u003cstrong data-end=\"468\" data-start=\"439\"\u003eindoor or outdoor display\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003cbr data-end=\"472\" data-start=\"469\"\u003eHandmade in the \u003cstrong data-end=\"495\" data-start=\"488\"\u003eUSA\u003c\/strong\u003e in our Alabama shop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"542\" data-start=\"523\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📌 \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"542\" data-start=\"530\"\u003eMounting\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eDesigned for easy mounting on \u003cstrong data-end=\"608\" data-start=\"574\"\u003edoors, gates, fences, or walls\u003c\/strong\u003e using screws or nails (hardware not included). Wall anchors are recommended for drywall installations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1715\" data-start=\"1465\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📌 Note on Product Images\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1495\" data-start=\"1492\"\u003eImages shown are digital design mockups. Your final sign will be precision-cut from 16-gauge American steel and hand-finished in our Alabama shop with a professional satin black powder coat. Steel production in progress.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wiggle Butt Society \/ FlashBurn Designs","offers":[{"title":"The Ankle Assassin (Chihuahua)","offer_id":51021144490279,"sku":null,"price":66.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"The Snorting Supervisor (Frenchie\/Boston Terrier)","offer_id":51021144523047,"sku":null,"price":66.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"The Ground-Level Menace (Terrier)","offer_id":51021144555815,"sku":null,"price":66.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"The Elongated Enforcer (Dachshund)","offer_id":51021144588583,"sku":null,"price":66.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2727\/4870\/files\/DeathAnklesDown-chihauhau.png?v=1770665324","url":"https:\/\/wigglebuttsociety.com\/products\/crazy-dog-lives-here-metal-sign-copy","provider":"Wiggle Butt Society","version":"1.0","type":"link"}