{"product_id":"fafo-wiggle-butt-response-team-metal-sign-copy","title":"Security System Powered by Treats Metal Sign","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"184\" data-end=\"246\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eProtection level: highly motivated. Effectiveness: negotiable.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"248\" data-end=\"463\"\u003eThis home is guarded by a security system fueled entirely by snacks, praise, and questionable decision-making. While response times are fast and enthusiasm is high, enforcement may be delayed if treats are involved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"465\" data-end=\"723\"\u003ePerfect for households where the alarm system includes tail wags, intense staring, and a firm belief that every visitor arrived specifically to deliver snacks. This sign sets expectations clearly: security is present — but bribery is absolutely on the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"463\" data-start=\"420\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e📌 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"240\" data-start=\"220\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eProduct Features\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eThis sign measures approximately \u003cstrong data-end=\"311\" data-start=\"275\"\u003e8 inches wide by 10 inches tall\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003cbr data-end=\"315\" data-start=\"312\"\u003eIt is precision-cut from \u003cstrong data-end=\"367\" data-start=\"340\"\u003e16-gauge American steel\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003cbr data-end=\"371\" data-start=\"368\"\u003eFinished with a \u003cstrong data-end=\"422\" data-start=\"387\"\u003edurable satin black powder coat\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003cbr data-end=\"426\" data-start=\"423\"\u003eDesigned for \u003cstrong data-end=\"468\" data-start=\"439\"\u003eindoor or outdoor display\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003cbr data-end=\"472\" data-start=\"469\"\u003eHandmade in the \u003cstrong data-end=\"495\" data-start=\"488\"\u003eUSA\u003c\/strong\u003e in our Alabama shop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"542\" data-start=\"523\"\u003e📌 \u003cstrong data-end=\"542\" data-start=\"530\"\u003eMounting\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eDesigned for easy mounting on \u003cstrong data-end=\"608\" data-start=\"574\"\u003edoors, gates, fences, or walls\u003c\/strong\u003e using screws or nails (hardware not included). Wall anchors are recommended for drywall installations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1715\" data-start=\"1465\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1492\" data-start=\"1465\"\u003e📌 Note on Product Images\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1495\" data-start=\"1492\"\u003eImages shown are digital design mockups. Your final sign will be precision-cut from 16-gauge American steel and hand-finished in our Alabama shop with a professional satin black powder coat. Steel production in progress.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wiggle Butt Society \/ FlashBurn Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51021047496999,"sku":null,"price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2727\/4870\/files\/SecuritySystempoweredbytreats.png?v=1770664962","url":"https:\/\/wigglebuttsociety.com\/products\/fafo-wiggle-butt-response-team-metal-sign-copy","provider":"Wiggle Butt Society","version":"1.0","type":"link"}