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Calm, stubborn, and quietly judging the situation from the grass, just like they do.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCreated from an original Wiggle Butt Society illustration, this piece is made for Boxer people who know the look and feel personally attacked by it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSoft, comfortable, and easy to wear anywhere — dog walks, errands, or ignoring emails from the couch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for anyone who understands that Boxers aren’t lazy… they’re selectively cooperative.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📌 \u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis unisex tee is printed on Comfort Colors® 1717 shirts made from 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton. Garment-dyed heavyweight fabric provides a soft, relaxed feel with a true-to-size unisex fit. Pre-shrunk with durable double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear. Professionally printed for comfort, quality, and boxer pride.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📌 \u003cstrong\u003eFit \u0026amp; Care\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTrue-to-size unisex fit. Size up for an oversized look. Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not bleach. Iron or steam on low if needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📌 \u003cstrong\u003eImportant Notes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause each shirt is made to order, all sales are final. Please review the size chart carefully before ordering. 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