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I won’t.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📌 Select Your Greeter\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🐾 \u003cstrong\u003eThe Class Clown (Boxer):\u003c\/strong\u003e Kidney-bean greetings guaranteed. Personal space is merely a suggestion.\u003cbr\u003e🐾 \u003cstrong\u003eThe Floof Coordinator (Doodle):\u003c\/strong\u003e Curly-haired social directors who believe every visitor arrived specifically to admire them.\u003cbr\u003e🐾 \u003cstrong\u003eThe Velvet Hippo (Pit Bull):\u003c\/strong\u003e Big smile, bigger heart, and absolutely no understanding of personal boundaries.\u003cbr\u003e🐾 \u003cstrong\u003eThe Sunshine Committee (Golden Retriever):\u003c\/strong\u003e Tail-thumping hospitality experts who assume everyone is a new best friend.\u003cbr\u003e🐾 \u003cstrong\u003eThe Herding Supervisor (Australian Shepherd):\u003c\/strong\u003e Always alert, highly opinionated, and convinced they're in charge of the entire operation.\u003cbr\u003e🐾 \u003cstrong\u003eThe Tiny Boss (French Bulldog):\u003c\/strong\u003e Compact, stubborn, and fully convinced they are running the household.\u003cbr\u003e🐾 \u003cstrong\u003eThe Happy Helper (Labrador Retriever):\u003c\/strong\u003e Enthusiastic, loyal, and ready to greet every guest like they've been gone for years.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eDon't see the breed you want?  Just message us and we can help you out.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"213\" data-end=\"240\"\u003e📌 \u003cstrong data-start=\"220\" data-end=\"240\"\u003eProduct Features\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eThis sign measures approximately \u003cstrong data-start=\"275\" data-end=\"311\"\u003e12 inches round\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003cbr data-start=\"312\" data-end=\"315\"\u003eIt is precision-cut from \u003cstrong data-start=\"340\" data-end=\"367\"\u003e16-gauge American steel\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003cbr data-start=\"368\" data-end=\"371\"\u003eFinished with a \u003cstrong data-start=\"387\" data-end=\"422\"\u003edurable satin black powder coat\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003cbr data-start=\"423\" data-end=\"426\"\u003eDesigned for \u003cstrong data-start=\"439\" data-end=\"468\"\u003eindoor or outdoor display\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003cbr data-start=\"469\" data-end=\"472\"\u003eHandmade in the \u003cstrong data-start=\"488\" data-end=\"495\"\u003eUSA\u003c\/strong\u003e in our Alabama shop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"523\" data-end=\"542\"\u003e📌 \u003cstrong data-start=\"530\" data-end=\"542\"\u003eMounting\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eDesigned for easy mounting on \u003cstrong data-start=\"574\" data-end=\"608\"\u003edoors, gates, fences, or walls\u003c\/strong\u003e using screws or nails (hardware not included).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1465\" data-end=\"1715\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1465\" data-end=\"1492\"\u003e📌 Note on Product Images\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1492\" data-end=\"1495\"\u003eImages shown are digital design mockups. Your final sign will be precision-cut from 16-gauge American steel and hand-finished in our Alabama shop with a professional satin black powder coat. 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