Find Your Wiggle Butt

The breeds that built this chaos.

  • Life with a Boxer

    Full-contact cuddles, zero personal space, & a wiggle that clears coffee tables. Boxer people understand.

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  • Life with a Pittie

    Built like a tank, powered by love. Pittie people know they’re basically weighted blankets with opinions.

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  • Chicken Crew

    Tiny dinosaurs, loud opinions, and surprisingly complicated social politics. Chicken people get it.

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Growing the Pack

These breeds are getting started. Full collections expand as we grow.

  • Dachshund

    Low to the ground.
    High on opinions.
    Zero boundaries.

    Dachshund Metal 

  • Frenchie

    Compact chaos.
    Built like a brick.
    Acts like royalty.

    Frenchie Metal 

  • Doodle

    Fluffy. Dramatic. Smart. Looks like a teddy bear. Runs the house.

    Doodle Metal 

  • German Shepherd

    Loyal. Alert. Protective.
    Four-legged security.
    Always on duty.

    Shepherd Metal 

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