Boxers are full-contact snugglers with zero concept of personal space. Built like athletes, powered by wiggles, and emotionally convinced they are lap dogs.

Strong, sweet, and wildly misunderstood — pitties are certified cuddle tanks with loyalty turned up to eleven and a smile that could melt steel.

For the backyard flock lovers, coop builders, and anyone who’s learned the hard way that chicken math is real (4 turns into 12 real fast) and yes, they all have names.