Security System Powered by Treats Metal Sign

Protection level: highly motivated. Effectiveness: negotiable.

This home is guarded by a security system fueled entirely by snacks, praise, and questionable decision-making. While response times are fast and enthusiasm is high, enforcement may be delayed if treats are involved.

Perfect for households where the alarm system includes tail wags, intense staring, and a firm belief that every visitor arrived specifically to deliver snacks. This sign sets expectations clearly: security is present — but bribery is absolutely on the table.

📌 Product Features
This sign measures approximately 8 inches wide by 10 inches tall.
It is precision-cut from 16-gauge American steel.
Finished with a durable satin black powder coat.
Designed for indoor or outdoor display.
Handmade in the USA in our Alabama shop.

📌 Mounting
Designed for easy mounting on doors, gates, fences, or walls using screws or nails (hardware not included). Wall anchors are recommended for drywall installations.

📌 Note on Product Images
Images shown are digital design mockups. Your final sign will be precision-cut from 16-gauge American steel and hand-finished in our Alabama shop with a professional satin black powder coat. Steel production in progress.