Guess What? Chicken Butts. - Vintage Chicken Tee

Sometimes the joke never gets old.

This “Guess What? Chicken Butts.” tee features four beautifully illustrated backyard chickens lined up in a vintage-inspired panel design that’s equal parts farm charm and unapologetic humor. It’s the kind of shirt that makes people smile, laugh, and immediately say the punchline out loud.

Printed on Comfort Colors® garment-dyed tees, this shirt has a soft, broken-in feel with a relaxed unisex fit that’s perfect for coop checks, feed store runs, farmers markets, or just living your best chicken-loving life. Subtle, funny, and incredibly wearable — because chicken people get it.

📌 Product Details

This unisex tee is printed on Comfort Colors® 1717 shirts made from 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton. Garment-dyed heavyweight fabric provides a soft, relaxed feel with a true-to-size unisex fit. Pre-shrunk with durable double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear. 

📌 Fit & Care

True-to-size unisex fit. Size up for an oversized look. Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not bleach. Iron or steam on low if needed.

📌 Important Notes

Because each shirt is made to order, all sales are final. Please review the size chart carefully before ordering. We do not accept returns or exchanges.