Wiggle Butt on Duty Metal Sign

Beware. Wiggles are active. Security is questionable.

This sign is official notice that a highly enthusiastic, tail-powered security unit is currently on duty. While the level of actual threat may be low, the level of excitement is dangerously high. Expect intense staring, full-body wiggles, and an unshakable belief that you are here for snacks.

Designed for homes where the alarm system runs on joy, chaos, and zero personal boundaries, this sign lets visitors know exactly what they’re walking into — and that the dog takes their job very seriously… even if they’re terrible at it.

📌 Product Features
This sign measures approximately 12 inches wide by 12 inches tall.
It is precision-cut from 16-gauge American steel.
Finished with a durable satin black powder coat.
Designed for indoor or outdoor display.
Handmade in the USA in our Alabama shop.

📌 Mounting
Designed for easy mounting on doors, gates, fences, or walls using screws or nails (hardware not included). Wall anchors are recommended for drywall installations.