My Dog May Lick You I Won't Metal Sign - choose your breed

Because the dog isn’t the one you need to worry about.

Is your dog the type to greet an intruder with a wagging tail and a slobbery kiss? This is the official signage for homes where the “security system” runs on treats, enthusiasm, and zero suspicion. It’s made for the dog who’s never met a stranger they didn’t want to lick—and would absolutely trade valuables for a biscuit.

But don’t be fooled. The sign delivers a very clear warning to anyone stepping onto your property:  My dog may lick you. I won’t.

📌 Select Your Greeter

🐾 The Class Clown (Boxer): Kidney-bean greetings guaranteed. Personal space is merely a suggestion.
🐾 The Floof Coordinator (Doodle): Curly-haired social directors who believe every visitor arrived specifically to admire them.
🐾 The Velvet Hippo (Pit Bull): Big smile, bigger heart, and absolutely no understanding of personal boundaries.
🐾 The Sunshine Committee (Golden Retriever): Tail-thumping hospitality experts who assume everyone is a new best friend.
🐾 The Herding Supervisor (Australian Shepherd): Always alert, highly opinionated, and convinced they're in charge of the entire operation.
🐾 The Tiny Boss (French Bulldog): Compact, stubborn, and fully convinced they are running the household.
🐾 The Happy Helper (Labrador Retriever): Enthusiastic, loyal, and ready to greet every guest like they've been gone for years.
Don't see the breed you want?  Just message us and we can help you out.

📌 Product Features
This sign measures approximately 12 inches round.
It is precision-cut from 16-gauge American steel.
Finished with a durable satin black powder coat.
Designed for indoor or outdoor display.
Handmade in the USA in our Alabama shop.

📌 Mounting
Designed for easy mounting on doors, gates, fences, or walls using screws or nails (hardware not included).

📌 Note on Product Images
Images shown are digital design mockups. Your final sign will be precision-cut from 16-gauge American steel and hand-finished in our Alabama shop with a professional satin black powder coat. Steel production in progress.